Our Weird Bodies

  1. The sloshing in your belly when you're full of food and drink.
  2. When you have a freak overbite and your bottom teeth scrape in front of your top teeth and for a brief moment you worry they might have all chipped at once
  3. When you wake up in the middle of the night, disoriented and violently horny for like 30 seconds.
  4. "How are you?" "Fine, how are you?" "Great, how are you?" (Brain related, still worthy of this list.)
  5. The almost headache
  6. Hey, let's get anxious and terrified for no reason! No? Well too late, you're already there!
  7. That weird boner you get when you drink too much fruit punch (just trying to confuse the ladies here)
  8. That one big, painful tastebud
  9. When one side of your knee joint almost pops out of the socket
  10. When you use a Q-Tip regularly yet can't explain why one day there's major yellow earwax buildup. What did you do differently?
  11. When both your eyes involuntarily shoot left and right a couple of times before settling back into focus
  12. The horrible bad breath you get during a cold
  13. The rare "double O" - ladies, this one's for real.