Small (and Certainly Negotiable) Dreams I Have of My Ideal Mate
A boy can - and should - dream.
- •Lets me say one savagely dirty thing in front of her at a dinner party to let everyone know she can handle itBut wouldn't let me get away with another.
- •Ain't afraid to drive somewhere a flight would have gotten us soonerShoes off, feet up, podcasts and would-you-rathers
- •I have secret man crush on her dad
- •Manages complex emotions in order to say things like "I'm disappointed but I understand."This will get a lady everything she wants, but only if she means it.
- •Zero trigger words
- •Kills a Sunday afternoon and evening in cold blood
- •Shows so much kindness at parties I can't tell who she didn't like until we get back in the carShe has the craftiest and most observant put downs.
- •V neck tee and jeans and destroys the place
- •Is vaguely spiritualSituated within a larger construct of curricular thinking
- •Looks at me like Kim looks at Kanye