Some of My Favorite Quotes From the Rocky Series
Requested by @brendohare whose 'The Godfather' list made me belly laugh.
- •"Adrian, I gotta punch this guy, and I gotta punch him hard."
- •"Why did you climb all those stairs, Rocky? You gonna punch Apollo Creed with your legs? Stay on target."
- •"Punch him hard, Rocky!"
- •"Morning Paulie. Notice something different? No? Ugh. It's my chain. I got a new gold chain. Never mind. Shotgun."
- •"Yo Adrian!! Where are my keys?"
- •"This gym smells like piss."
- •"These gloves smell something awful."
- •"Either of us could win this fight, but the more I think about it I really feel like it should be me."
- •"Yo Paulie. If I'm punching a big slab of meat cause I can't afford a punching bag, you think somewhere someone's eating a punching bag cause they can't afford a steak?"This line has roundly been panned by movie critics everywhere, saying the "quasi-joke" "has no place in an otherwise fine movie" and "in no way represents [the spirit] of the character as portrayed with aplomb by [Stallone]." (Leonard Maltin)
- •"You put enough coke up my nose, I'll fight pretty much anything."
- •"Look at Rocky box!"
- •"Punch his fucking dick off, kid!"Often misquoted as "punch his fucking dick off, bro!"
- •"I'm here Rocky! I'm here! I was just in the bathroom taking a dump! You did it baby!"