Texts You Never See
- •"What time is it?"
- •"Checking to make sure you're asleep?"
- •"Happy birthday! Please do not feel in any way obligated to say thanks. It's your big day and you shouldn't have to spend it just managing replies!"
- •"Turn on channel 4!!"
- •"Do you know a place in Manhattan I can get a cup of coffee?"
- •"Sorry I didn't write back last night. You asked me if I wanted to hang out, but I will never want to with you. I just want to stay perpetually in the vague planning stage with you. So that's why I went silent."
- •"Please send more dick pics."