1. Fresh gum
  2. Quick poops
  3. Ending a treadmill workout with time and distance in perfect relation
  4. Sex dreams you can "use"
  5. YouTube wormholes
  6. Being buzzed at dusk
  7. Making the driver laugh
  8. A new John Oliver clip
  9. Signing a thermal paper receipt with the perfect pen
    Not quite a gel ink rollerball and not quite a ball point. A mixture of the both where you're signature whizzes out of you like the goddamned president.
  10. A blue circle next to your notifications with a number higher than 3
  11. Making that green left arrow in time
  12. Girls wearing aviator sunglasses
  13. Landing in time for dinner
  14. Being on and knowing it