Unlisted Ingredients in a Mike's Hard Lemonade
Under mounting pressure from consumers, the FDA recently completed an audit of the ingredients in Mike's Hard Lemonade. The results don't bode well for the flavored ale maker.
- •Jet ski exhaust water
- •Police "caution" tape
- •Pink Panther plush carnival prize fillings
- •Cracked cell phone screen shards
- •True Religion jeans stitchin's
- •Hot tub farts
- •Solid burps
- •Cracker Barrel rocking chair dust
- •Hand job sweat
- •A Cinnabon store full of old tires, on fire.
- •Night school orientation packets
- •Plunger clumps (thanks @sky)