California is parched thanks to a massive drought. Here are some ways you can make a difference.
  1. Don't flush your trash
  2. Cool it with the Slip n Slide
    What's wrong with you
  3. Change the water in your waterbed every *other* week
  4. Join the Coast Guard
    Never mind
  5. Become as fat as humanly possible to aid in displacement during bath time.
  6. Do not play that "Hot time, summer in the city" song this year
    It makes people go absolutely nuts with the water.
  7. Do not commit suicide in the shower
    One selfish act is plenty
  8. Boycott SeaWorld
    Their abuses against water are atrocious.
  9. Buy bottled water and pour it into the sink
    Direct deposit, baby