Ways You Can Help Save Water
California is parched thanks to a massive drought. Here are some ways you can make a difference.
- •Don't flush your trash
- •Cool it with the Slip n SlideWhat's wrong with you
- •Change the water in your waterbed every *other* week
- •Join the Coast GuardNever mind
- •Become as fat as humanly possible to aid in displacement during bath time.
- •Do not play that "Hot time, summer in the city" song this yearIt makes people go absolutely nuts with the water.
- •Do not commit suicide in the showerOne selfish act is plenty
- •Boycott SeaWorldTheir abuses against water are atrocious.
- •Buy bottled water and pour it into the sinkDirect deposit, baby