(Presented without political commentary.)
  1. Mike Pence
    Rap/rock singer
  2. Sean Spicer
    Tech startup genius
  3. Reince Priebus
    Star Wars character
  4. Kellyanne Conway
    Country superstar
  5. Steve Bannon
    CEO, Bannon Financial
  6. Chris Christie
    Male porn star
  7. Jeff Sessions
    Recording engineer
  8. Ben Carson
    President of Accor Group (Motel 6, Hampton Inn)
  9. Newt Gingrich
    '60s folk singer
  10. Sonny Perdue
    Character actor, known for a growth hormone deficiency, active from 1949-1987
  11. Rick Perry
    Pro wrestler
  12. David Shulkin
    Creator of the hit show "Candy" (FOX, Thursdays)