THINGS THAT HAPPENED ON MY RADIO SHOW TONIGHT

  1. Was nervous
  2. Started bad
  3. Got better as I went along
  4. 'Carla' from Miami called to tell her story of having to break up with a guy because he was mentally and physically retarded/deformed. Proceeded to play Bonnie raitt b/c I didn't know what else to do.
  5. Started talking and a minute later realized I wasn't actually on the air yet
  6. Drank a club soda
  7. Stole three sodas from Sirius for my fridge at home