Strategic Sexual Hook-ups for “it Follows” Situations
If you haven't seen the movie, the monster kills the last person you had sex with before coming after you, so with smart planning, you can screw your way to safety. (I originally blogged this pre-List App, but I figured listers would have more solid suggestions.)
- •International airline pilots and/or crews
- •Tanker ship captains
- •Federal prisoners
- •Kimmy Schmidt (pre-2015)
- •Marquess of QueensberryWe're all watching Mike Tyson Mysteries, right?
- •Edward Cullen
- •Vladimir PutinKim Jong-un would also work, but I think I'd rather die than fuck him.
- •Dr. WhoTime-traveller and immortal.
- •Dr. Bruce Banner
- •Most models of Terminator