Fake Pharmaceutical Drugs I Just Came Up With

  1. Legolas - anti depressant
  2. Dentadurax - strengthens your teeth and heals diarrhea
  3. Culara - heals restless butt syndrome
  4. Flaccidio - helps boners that last longer than 4 hours
  5. Phantay! - if you think the ghosts in your house want to party