A little help for everyone.
  1. Publish anything that comes to mind, even if it's not worth sharing. Publish just to publish.
  2. Learn everything about The Office, Parks & Recreation and The Mindy Project. Reference them frequently.
  3. Make all your lists 99 items long.
  4. Always comment on @bjnovak's lists, even if it's "ha" or "follow me" or "💸".
  5. Save your drafts until you have 20,000. Then forget about them.
  6. Use #hashtags and EⓂ️🅾J🕴! Kids love them!
  7. Finally: Ignore this list.