Things I Pretend to Like So People Respect Me

This is a very accurate list.
  1. The Wire
  2. Justin Bieber's tattoos
  3. Table manners
  4. Game of Thrones soundtrack
  5. Polygamy
  6. Political discussion
  7. Charlie Parker
  8. Clean sheets
  9. That Nelson Mandela biopic
  10. Fresh air, like in autumn
  11. Laughing
  12. The way Tom Cruise runs