THINGS I THINK WHILE FOAM ROLLING

Foam rolling is a way of life.
  1. This is vaguely sexual
  2. Am I the only one that thinks that?
  3. Oh god I'm going to crush my dick
  4. My ass is definitely hanging lit
  5. Wow this hurts so good
  6. Everybody is better at this than me I should go
  7. "Keep Rollin Rollin rollin"