THINGS NOT TO PUT IN A SALAD

Don't do it you guys.
  1. Your childhood pet.
  2. FRUIT OF ANY KIND
  3. Cereal
    Breakfast only
  4. Tofu
    Get lost
  5. BBQ sauce
    Have tried.
  6. Shampoo
  7. Conditionet
  8. Drano
  9. Raisins
    THE fuck outta my salad