THINGS TO PUT IN A SALAD

Salad is power
  1. Lettuce
    NO ICEBERG THAT SHIT IS ROUGH
  2. Beets
  3. Quinoa
    Pronounced Kinowa, FYI
  4. Avocado
    Everybody says they're healthy
  5. Beets
    They make everything a cool color
  6. CANDIED PECANS
    Candied only
  7. Salmon
    Mix that fish INNNN
  8. Cheddar
    Fat is good
  9. Chia seeds
    Life is just a game of fiber
  10. Sweet potato
    My 5th grade teacher Mr. Joslyn said that if I were stranded on an island that these would be the best thing to have. As if I had a choice in the vegetables available on said island.
  11. Balsamic Vinegar
    NOT vinaigrette. Never vinaigrette.