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- •"Yeah but the cute limp of one foot"His response to me not wanting to cut off Dan's foot so I could get a handicap pass for a better parking spot at my apartment cause I think he's so pretty with 2 feet.
- •"Lasagna is great cause it's cake pasta, but I can't have a goddamn pasta pizza!"Arguing with a stranger that New York pizza is better than Chicago.
- •"Yo soy Joe Dirt"Agreeing with someone that he is a trash person