1. The road to hell is paved with good intentions
  2. Never pat a burning dog
  3. If it sounds too good to be true it probably is
  4. One in the hand is worth two in the bush
  5. Never catch a rock with your nose
  6. Never count your chickens till they are hatched
  7. A bad day on the golf course is better than a good day in the office
  8. Don't be a dick
  9. It is always offshore in the pub
  10. Penny wise, pound clever
  11. If you can touch them then they are real
  12. No-one likes a smart-arse
  13. Be true to yourself
  14. Someone who believes in nothing will believe in anything
  15. The truth is like poetry, no one likes to hear poetry
  16. A fool and his money are easily parted