Better Than Sex:

((disclaimer: i have never actually had sex , however i have heard from my peers that it is a good time!))
  1. opening a card and there's money inside
  2. rollercoasters
  3. pooping after holding it in all day
  4. sleep
  5. drawing a completely straight line on the first try without using a ruler
  6. dogs
  7. walking into a well air-conditioned store when its over 95 degrees outside
  8. sniffing clean laundry
  9. watching phineas and ferb after a long day