Why i love li.st

(am i trying to get @bjnovak to notice me? yes. am i ashamed? i lost the ability to feel shame when i DMed seth meyers on instagram one time.) ANYWAY
  1. 1.
    my parents dont know about it
  2. 2.
    i can say whatever the FUCK i want and nobody cares because i have no followers
  3. 3.
    i was able to get a good username since this thing is pretty new
  4. 4.
    the onions account