(am i trying to get @bjnovak to notice me? yes. am i ashamed? i lost the ability to feel shame when i DMed seth meyers on instagram one time.) ANYWAY
  1. my parents dont know about it
  2. i can say whatever the FUCK i want and nobody cares because i have no followers
  3. i was able to get a good username since this thing is pretty new
  4. the onions account