6 Things That Youngsters Say That Make Me Feel Old

  1. 1.
    "You don't have snapchat? How do you take pictures?"
    The bags under my eyes are getting heavy.
  2. 2.
    Setting: Halloween 2014... One of my students is dressed up as a 90's kid.
    Jesus protect me.
  3. 3.
    "Yes sir."
    I am not my father. I am not my father. I am not my father. I am not my father.
  4. 4.
    "What's a Terminator?"
    I streak of gray just popped up.
  5. 5.
    "I know who Mase is? I have grandparents."
    Whipper-snapper.
  6. 6.
    "No I didn't get the new D'Angelo album. But my Aunt did."
    #blankstare