1. "You don't have snapchat? How do you take pictures?"
    The bags under my eyes are getting heavy.
  2. Setting: Halloween 2014... One of my students is dressed up as a 90's kid.
    Jesus protect me.
  3. "Yes sir."
    I am not my father. I am not my father. I am not my father. I am not my father.
  4. "What's a Terminator?"
    I streak of gray just popped up.
  5. "I know who Mase is? I have grandparents."
    Whipper-snapper.
  6. "No I didn't get the new D'Angelo album. But my Aunt did."
    #blankstare