7 Sayings From My Dad (Part 1)

Ladies and gentlemen...Johnnie Hobbs Jr.
  1. 1.
    "Ya know, if you eat 8 apples a day your shit'll come out in a straight line."
  2. 2.
    "This is a picture of me leaving."
    Then he freezes.
  3. 3.
    "Imma do what the devil never does...leave ya."
  4. 4.
    "My names West and I'm outta this mess."
  5. 5.
    "Johnnie, your mother is something else."
  6. 6.
    "The only thing standing between you and me is atmosphere and your fear!"
  7. 7.
    "Don't say that in a dark room."