I have a lot of female friends in my life. These are only a handful of things they have said to me.
  1. "I just want a good looking man that I can sit across from at a restaurant who knows what he wants for dessert. Is that too much to ask?"
  2. "Once he told me he was a stand-up comedian I knew it wouldn't work."
  3. "I'm SO much smarter than the men I date."
  4. "If you're 15 mins late for a date...sure, I could maybe understand that. But an HOUR LATE??! You don't care about life."
  5. "If you're a guy over 30 with a big dick who can't fuck just kill yourself."
  6. "Of course he liked me. He's a guy and I'm fly."
    FYI: The word "fly" is a slang term for awesome.
  7. "This whole time I thought I wanted a boyfriend, but all I REALLY want is a personal assistant."
  8. "I stopped dating black men cuz they ain't shit."
    Said by a black women.
  9. "OkCupid is a place where women go to die."