9 Quotes My Female Friends Have Said to Me When Dating Men
I have a lot of female friends in my life. These are only a handful of things they have said to me.
- •"I just want a good looking man that I can sit across from at a restaurant who knows what he wants for dessert. Is that too much to ask?"
- •"Once he told me he was a stand-up comedian I knew it wouldn't work."
- •"I'm SO much smarter than the men I date."
- •"If you're 15 mins late for a date...sure, I could maybe understand that. But an HOUR LATE??! You don't care about life."
- •"If you're a guy over 30 with a big dick who can't fuck just kill yourself."
- •"Of course he liked me. He's a guy and I'm fly."FYI: The word "fly" is a slang term for awesome.
- •"This whole time I thought I wanted a boyfriend, but all I REALLY want is a personal assistant."
- •"I stopped dating black men cuz they ain't shit."Said by a black women.
- •"OkCupid is a place where women go to die."