9 Things My Former Roommate Said
Mike Hill was a special someone.
- •"I hate babies, but I dig baby strollers."
- •"I bet if I hit you with a stick, you would spew the most delicious sweets."
- •"Dammit, I really need to start carrying a purse."
- •"I have to go hiking. It’s time for this white ninja to get in shape for the summer."
- •"Sometimes I wish I was Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise/Nelly. Sweat suit! Fuckin’ pimp juice."
- •"You know why they call me the white ninja right?… Cause I’m the albino Negro."
- •"This is organic Brown Rice…..makes you poop."
- •"I like short girls. Really short girls. That way your dick can go all the way up to her throat."
- •"One thing you don’t know about me and we have in common (and I don’t know this for sure) but I’m an excellent lover. Ladies love me. Just thought I’d give you a heads up."