A Few Facts About Me
Hi. My name is Johnnie.
- •I'm from Philaldephia
- •I have this weird fear of getting shot in the back of the head at a movie theatre.This was a fear I had before it became an actual nationwide (somewhat common) reality.
- •I taught myself to tap dance 17 years ago
- •When I was 12 I was diagnosed with excessive earwax.
- •My Grandmom bought me 20 volumes of Charlie Chaplin when I was 11 and it's still the best gift she's ever gotten me. K
- •My Grandmom caught me masturbating once.
- •When people stArt a conversation with "How do I put/say this..." they have already started wrong with me.loo
- •I was on Showtime at the Apollo
- •The only child