Hi. My name is Johnnie.
  1. I'm from Philaldephia
  2. I have this weird fear of getting shot in the back of the head at a movie theatre.
    This was a fear I had before it became an actual nationwide (somewhat common) reality.
  3. I taught myself to tap dance 17 years ago
  4. When I was 12 I was diagnosed with excessive earwax.
  5. My Grandmom bought me 20 volumes of Charlie Chaplin when I was 11 and it's still the best gift she's ever gotten me. K
  6. My Grandmom caught me masturbating once.
  7. When people stArt a conversation with "How do I put/say this..." they have already started wrong with me.loo
  8. I was on Showtime at the Apollo
  9. The only child
  10. Scorpio