A Few Facts About Me

Hi. My name is Johnnie.
  1. 1.
    I'm from Philaldephia
  2. 2.
    I have this weird fear of getting shot in the back of the head at a movie theatre.
    This was a fear I had before it became an actual nationwide (somewhat common) reality.
  3. 3.
    I taught myself to tap dance 17 years ago
  4. 4.
    When I was 12 I was diagnosed with excessive earwax.
  5. 5.
    My Grandmom bought me 20 volumes of Charlie Chaplin when I was 11 and it's still the best gift she's ever gotten me. K
  6. 6.
    My Grandmom caught me masturbating once.
  7. 7.
    When people stArt a conversation with "How do I put/say this..." they have already started wrong with me.loo
  8. 8.
    I was on Showtime at the Apollo
  9. 9.
    The only child
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