Funny Things My Gf Says in the Morning
- •Told my girlfriend to stop conforming and get out of her box. She replied, "Why don't you get in my box."
- •🌚🌜"That's us if we were moons. Morning!" A very random text I got a few mornings ago. Some information, my girlfriend is white, I'm black.
- •The random morning Cosby text."46 women accused Cosby of rape! Geez! Why? He could've gotten willing pussy!!!Also, "Willing Pussy" should be the name of someone's porn. #justsayin"