Funny Things My Gf Says in the Morning

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    Told my girlfriend to stop conforming and get out of her box. She replied, "Why don't you get in my box."
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    "That's us if we were moons. Morning!" A very random text I got a few mornings ago. Some information, my girlfriend is white, I'm black.
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    The random morning Cosby text.
    "46 women accused Cosby of rape! Geez! Why? He could've gotten willing pussy!!!Also, "Willing Pussy" should be the name of someone's porn. #justsayin"