Lists That I'll Never Put on the List App

But everything else is fair game.
  1. My sex number
    (Including names)
  2. Places where I buried bodies
  3. What I really think of some of my friends
  4. Where I've masturbated
  5. The most awesome mathematical equations
  6. Reasons why I admire Hilter
  7. How many times I've found blood in my stool