People I'd Like to Be for a Day

#people #assholes
  1. Donald Trump
    I mean, wouldn't you wanna be an asshole for a day too?
  2. Larry David
    I mean, wouldn't you wanna be an adorable funny asshole for a day too?
  3. Porn Star
    I mean, wouldn't you wanna see ass and holes for a day too?
  4. An actual asshole
    ...
  5. Tom Cruise when he runs in movies
  6. R. Kelly
    If I could pee on underage girls and get away with it by singing good, I could get away with ANYTHING!!!
  7. Lupita Nyong'o
    Because inside all of us guys, is a really beautiful women.