People I'd Like to Be for a Day
- •Donald TrumpI mean, wouldn't you wanna be an asshole for a day too?
- •Larry DavidI mean, wouldn't you wanna be an adorable funny asshole for a day too?
- •Porn StarI mean, wouldn't you wanna see ass and holes for a day too?
- •An actual asshole...
- •Tom Cruise when he runs in movies
- •R. KellyIf I could pee on underage girls and get away with it by singing good, I could get away with ANYTHING!!!
- •Lupita Nyong'oBecause inside all of us guys, is a really beautiful women.