What I Wanted to Be Growing Up, Chronologically

For serious...
  1. 1.
    A white person
    I thought me best friend in kindergarten was white. But, he was just light-skinneded
  2. 2.
    Charlie Chaplin/Jerry Lewis
  3. 3.
    A stand-up comedian
    Until I got boo'ed off stage
  4. 4.
    Basketball player
    Jordan
  5. 5.
    A teenager
  6. 6.
    Archeologist
    Jurassic Park
  7. 7.
    Actor
  8. 8.
    Grown
  9. 9.
    Tap dancer
    Check
  10. 10.
    Spoken word artist
  11. 11.
    Blog writing sensation
  12. 12.
    YouTube sensation
  13. 13.
    Adult coffee table book maker
  14. 14.
    Director
    Check