HARMLESS UNTRUTHS I'VE TOLD MY 3 YEAR OLD
These are little things that will help her tell interesting stories when she's 20.
- •Our fish (Dirk) doesn't speak English, so we have to talk to him in Spanish (which we don't know) so just wing it and he will love you for trying.
- •Lil Wayne's mouth is shiny/metal because he put coins in his mouth once and his teeth were never the same.
- •Julia Roberts is the only person who has been alive "since Jesus time" and was in the first movie ever, with Jesus.
- •The bald walrus-looking guy on TV is "Dr. Feel"
- •Santa Claus totally does all those great things on Christmas, but for 11 months out of the year his real name is Travis.