Accidentally Inappropriate Things We Have Said To/about Our Baby Girl

Inspired by / ripping off our hero @AlexandraLouise. Cc @lexzie
  1. "You like riding daddy, don't you?"
    Cheering her up by putting her on my shoulders, which she loves.
  2. "Pretty soon she'll be able to fit the whole thing in her mouth."
    Concerned discussion with my wife about plastic toys that could be choking hazards.
  3. "She loves banging"
    Talking about her wood rattle.
  4. "Who did a good job sleeping with daddy?"
    My wife, talking to Ava after a long nap next to me.
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  6. UPDATE 10/11/15: "Lately she's been into tonguing everything."
    My wife explaining, well... it's pretty much the only way to say it.