Accidentally Inappropriate Things We Have Said To/about Our Baby Girl
- •"You like riding daddy, don't you?"Cheering her up by putting her on my shoulders, which she loves.
- •"Pretty soon she'll be able to fit the whole thing in her mouth."Concerned discussion with my wife about plastic toys that could be choking hazards.
- •"She loves banging"Talking about her wood rattle.
- •"Who did a good job sleeping with daddy?"My wife, talking to Ava after a long nap next to me.
- •UPDATE 10/11/15: "Lately she's been into tonguing everything."My wife explaining, well... it's pretty much the only way to say it.