It's not because it takes us longer.
  1. Send work emails.
  2. Catch up on texts.
  3. Read the New York Times / Huffpost / Buzzfeed / Flipboard / Circa / Deadline / THR / Variety.
  4. Read (actual paper) magazines / books.
  5. Read the copy on shampoo bottles and other toiletries.
  6. Update / reorganize apps.
  7. Browse Amazon, update 1-click shipping info.
  8. Play Wurdle etc.
  9. Clip fingernails / toenails.
  10. Continue getting dressed (mornings) or undressed (evenings).
  11. Watch Netflix / HBOGO / Hulu.
  12. "Clean" nostrils.
  13. Massage thighs to get feeling back in legs.
  14. Contemplate humanity's place in the vast cold empty universe.