Things People Say That Make Me Homicidal

  1. "Everything happens for a reason."
  2. "What sign are you? Oh, a [ ]? I knew it. You're so [ ]."
  3. "The liberal justices of the Supreme Court."
  4. "What do we think about [ ]?"
  5. "Namaste."
  6. "God bless." or "Prayers."
    Suggested by   @ChrisK
  7. "God willing"
  8. Can I steal you for a second?
    Suggested by   @arimelber