Things You're Not Supposed to Eat Straight From the Jar/package but I'm a Disgusting Human Being
Can't even claim I was high when it happened.
- •NutellaWait it gets worse.
- •Bonne Mamman blueberry preservesAs in, a heaping spoonful right to the face.
- •Adams peanut butterSame
- •Athenos crumbled feta cheeseYup
- •Nestle chocolate chip cookie dough
- •Sargento Classic 4 Cheese Mexican"Fancy"
- •And family birthday cakeSuggested by @arimelber