Things You're Not Supposed to Eat Straight From the Jar/package but I'm a Disgusting Human Being

Can't even claim I was high when it happened.
  1. Nutella
    Wait it gets worse.
  2. Bonne Mamman blueberry preserves
    As in, a heaping spoonful right to the face.
  3. Adams peanut butter
    Same
  4. Athenos crumbled feta cheese
    Yup
  5. Nestle chocolate chip cookie dough
  6. Sargento Classic 4 Cheese Mexican
    "Fancy"
  7. Honey
  8. And family birthday cake
    Suggested by   @arimelber