Can't even claim I was high when it happened.
  1. Nutella
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    Wait it gets worse.
  2. Bonne Mamman blueberry preserves
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    As in, a heaping spoonful right to the face.
  3. Adams peanut butter
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    Same
  4. Athenos crumbled feta cheese
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    Yup
  5. Nestle chocolate chip cookie dough
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  6. Sargento Classic 4 Cheese Mexican
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    "Fancy"
  7. Honey
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  8. And family birthday cake
    Suggested by @arimelber