Ways I've Been Killed in My Dreams

It's not actually true that you die in real life.
  1. Shot from behind by a giant stuffed rabbit chasing me with a pistol. (elementary school)
  2. Suffocating while paralyzed. (high school)
    This was a recurring nightmare that would happen while I was semi conscious and could open my eyes and see what was actually in front of me, but couldn't speak or move.
  3. Flying above a lush forest (like a bird, not in a plane) and then plummeting down through the canopy and hitting the ground. (college)
  4. Shot in the the chest and arms with an AK-47 by a female terrorist wearing camo, after she chased me around a car several times. (after college)
  5. Gunned down by a vaguely nazi firing squad. (two nights ago)