Why LA Drivers Are the Worst

In order, from misdemeanor to capital offense.
  1. 1.
    They don't pull out into the intersection while waiting to turn left, blocking the car behind them from making the light.
  2. 2.
    They don't see the light turn green because they're texting.
  3. 3.
    They don't use their turn signal when slowing down to look for parking.
  4. 4.
    They don't use their turn signal before changing lanes.
  5. 5.
    They don't use their turn signal before turning.
  6. 6.
    They do use their turn signal for long stretches of driving straight, without ever turning.
  7. 7.
    They drive slow in the left lane, not passing anyone, oblivious to the long line of cars behind them who can't pass on the right because other slower drivers are in the right lanes, LIKE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.