THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS...

  1. Waking up in the middle of the night and convincing yourself you slept twice as much.
  2. 1 am Drive Thru McFlurries
  3. Beating sleep paralysis
  4. Special cats that I'm somehow not allergic too
  5. A buddy cop movie starting Sean William Scott and Sung Kang
  6. Sex with a woman who is not a dude
  7. Yelling SHABLAM! Every time I finish.
  8. Rare phone conversations with my mom where she fails to nag
  9. Everybody Loves Raymond
  10. Breaking my hiccups by thoroughly pretending I got hit by a car so I can convince myself I got scared.