TOP 5 CELEBRITIES WHO SHARE MY BIRTHDAY - JULY 20

In order of cultural importance to me
  1. 1.
    Dean Winters - he's the Beeper King of New York, dummies
  2. 2.
    Cormac McCarthy - Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma or any commas or anything really? What does it all mean when everything MEANS fuck-all?
  3. 3.
    Judy Greer - I mean, "Sploosh!" #Archer
  4. 4.
    Billy Mays - Beard and coke habit game on fleek 💯
  5. 5.
    Alexander the Great - Conquered most of the known world, bagged Roxane of Bactria who HAD to be hot IRL if she was played by Rosario Dawson, and had a gorgeous head of hair if the statues are to be believed.