TOP 5 CELEBRITIES WHO SHARE MY BIRTHDAY - JULY 20
In order of cultural importance to me
- 1.Dean Winters - he's the Beeper King of New York, dummies
- 2.Cormac McCarthy - Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma or any commas or anything really? What does it all mean when everything MEANS fuck-all?
- 3.Judy Greer - I mean, "Sploosh!" #Archer
- 4.Billy Mays - Beard and coke habit game on fleek 💯
- 5.Alexander the Great - Conquered most of the known world, bagged Roxane of Bactria who HAD to be hot IRL if she was played by Rosario Dawson, and had a gorgeous head of hair if the statues are to be believed.