IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

  1. Maternity leave would last 2 years (minimum)... With full pay
  2. The child would be kept in hospital until toilet trained
  3. Natural childbirth would be obsolete
  4. They'd stay in bed the entire time of being pregnant
  5. There would be a cure for stretch marks
  6. Prams/buggies would have a beer holder as standard