THINGS MEN WISH WOMEN WOULD SAY

  1. I'll swallow it all!... I love the taste
  2. Let's subscribe to Pornhub
  3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
  4. You sure you've had enough to drink?
  5. I love it when your hung over
  6. The next door neighbours daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
  7. No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed. You play your playstation
  8. That fart smelt awesome, do another one!
  9. Your mother did a fantastic job at raising you
  10. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house
  11. Fuck Valentine's Day! Let's hit a strip joint!