WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ROOM IS SOLD OUT

Or when your night is ruined because some punk ass old people want to see a good fucking movie. Also, love old people. I'm just digging myself a hole. But seriously, I'm very sad I missed Room.
  1. 1.
    Contemplate humanity.
  2. 2.
    Get a waffle.
  3. 3.
    Explore an empty and barely lit university campus you ARE SURE is for white supremacist pagans who sacrifice squirrels brains and have serious orgies. Not the "oh, let me join in" orgies. SERIOUS. ORGIES.
  4. 4.
    Get high and watch Rick and Morty.
  5. 5.
    Only think about Brie Larson's angelic, angel floss hair.