I love food! There are certain foods though that I feel like I eat like a ferocious creature though... Add to the list. ➕
  1. Popcorn
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    How the fuck do you eat popcorn? I start out with one piece then two pieces. The next thing I know I'm stuffing my mouth full of this delicious buttery fluffy stuff by the handfuls and its flying everywhere. Down my shirt, onto the floor. It's embarrassing! But so true.
  2. Chips and Salsa
    This combo is addicting. I sit down in a Mexican restaurant with my friends/family and swoop in on this stuff like there's no tomorrow. Literally within minutes we have to ask for another basket because even the crumbs are gone.
  3. Tacos
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    I want all my taco fixings to stay in the damn tortilla
  4. Bagels with cream cheese
    Suggested by @estherlimtf
  5. Corn on the Cob
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    Suggested by @kcupcaker
  6. French fries!
    Suggested by @trish13
  7. Spaghetti...
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    No one eats spaghetti gracefully
    Suggested by @lindzolorenzo
  8. Ice Cream
    Suggested by @chowder
  9. Ribs
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    There is no graceful way to eat ribs.
    Suggested by @eatthelove
  10. Corn Dogs
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    Delicious but so very, very phallic.
    Suggested by @jhope71
  11. Wings
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    No matter how you tackle it, you always have to wipe off your face and hands. Side note, wings should not be consumed on a date.
    Suggested by @mrkylematz
  12. Pho.
    Delicious but so, so splashy.
    Suggested by @laurendwills