Foods That Always Seems to Make You Eat Like A Monster
I love food! There are certain foods though that I feel like I eat like a ferocious creature though... Add to the list. ➕
- •PopcornHow the fuck do you eat popcorn? I start out with one piece then two pieces. The next thing I know I'm stuffing my mouth full of this delicious buttery fluffy stuff by the handfuls and its flying everywhere. Down my shirt, onto the floor. It's embarrassing! But so true.
- •Chips and SalsaThis combo is addicting. I sit down in a Mexican restaurant with my friends/family and swoop in on this stuff like there's no tomorrow. Literally within minutes we have to ask for another basket because even the crumbs are gone.
- •TacosI want all my taco fixings to stay in the damn tortilla
- •Bagels with cream cheeseSuggested by @estherlimtf
- •Corn on the CobSuggested by @kcupcaker
- •French fries!Suggested by @trish13
- •Spaghetti...No one eats spaghetti gracefullySuggested by @lindzolorenzo
- •Ice CreamSuggested by @chowder
- •RibsThere is no graceful way to eat ribs.Suggested by @eatthelove
- •Corn DogsDelicious but so very, very phallic.Suggested by @jhope71
- •WingsNo matter how you tackle it, you always have to wipe off your face and hands. Side note, wings should not be consumed on a date.Suggested by @mrkylematz
- •Pho.Delicious but so, so splashy.Suggested by @laurendwills