Things I always try to justify but I know they aren't justifiable

You know those things you shouldn't do, buy, eat, etc... *This list is me talking to myself*
  1. 1.
    I really don't have money to spend but...
    If it's $20 or less that's not going to break me.. Uh think again bitch, when you do that 5 different times a pay period that adds up to anywhere between $30-$100 which could be $200 extra a month. Which could be $360-$2400 a year. It's not necessarily a lot but it adds up.. And for what? Tacos? Ha!
  2. 2.
    You don't have to be at work until 9
    Press the snooze but a few more times.. It's okay! *wakes up a half hour before work, showers, finds clothes, shoes, purse, keys, leaves house without doing hair or makeup
  3. 3.
    French Fries
    If I don't eat anything else, does a large French fry with ketchup and fry sauce count as lunch? Probs not. But nice try.
  4. 4.
    I haven't binged watched anything in forever
    So?! Get your ass up and do something productive or active! Don't waste away time and life watching Netflix. My god!
  5. 5.
    Going to a movie more than once
    Oh it's fine, I probably won't buy the dvd anyways! When I was a kid I always went to see the same movie more than once if it was good. Umm yeah because it wasn't your money, but now that movie tickets are like $13-$15 compared to when they were $3.50-$5 better quit!
  6. 6.
    I can eat all I want
    As long as I drink tons of water through out the day to balance it out. Ha! Dr. Idiot told ya that, huh!
  7. 7.
    I forgot to take my car for an oil change
    No big deal.. As long as you don't go so many thousands of miles over it'll be fine. Wtf, oil is like essential to your car. You drive a Volkswagen. Do you really want something as little as not putting oil possibly lead to bigger problems? No! Go get it changed.
  8. 8.
    Online shopping
    I really need a new top ::logs into website, sees ad "30% off purchase $75 or more":: well I do need a tank top, and I do need a sweater, oh look a headband. Omg look at those sandals. Omg what?! Buy one get one half off for pants!? This dress! ::$378.53 later:: that's okay I have a promo code for an additional $20 off and I don't do this often. As my room is overflowing with clothes and I can't keep it clean. Stop! 😒
  9. 9.
    Not making my bed
    I'm running late and when I come home, I'm just going to mess it up anyway... Make your damn bed, Josette! It's not that hard!
  10. 10.
    McDonald's Breakfast Sandwiches
    I haven't had it in a while and today's going to be a long day, so I deserve it, it's ok. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It's like a dollar so it's fine. It's not as fattening as the lunch menu. Oh shit, no line in the drive thru! No fatty! It's high in sodium and you had it twice two weeks ago! Keep driving!