in no particular order
  1. John Mayer
    Static
    goofy sense of style, plays guitar, hot voice
  2. (young) Paul McCartney
    Static
    totally adorable
  3. (young) Elvis
    Static
  4. Johnny Cash
    Static
    manly man
  5. Jack White
    Static
    hot 24/7
  6. Andy Hurley
    Static
    tatted vegan packers fan that's also into crossfit and plays drums for fall out boy