1. when I tell someone my name (jolie) and they automatically say something about that song Jolene
    no, the song has absolutely nothing to do with my mother's choosing of jolie.
  2. when people pronounce my name like two words
    ex. Joe- Lee (don't say it like Angelina Jolie, it's more smooth)
  3. the kernels of popcorn that don't pop
  4. sticky lotion
  5. putting on lip balm and not being able to whistle
  6. mispronouncing things in general
    my grandmother says spinach as "spinish" and it drives me INSANE
  7. scraping the fork against your teeth
    just kys honestly