Weird Things I Overhear

  1. "Did you know the local laws? You HAVE to know the local laws to ordain a wedding." "Yeah, no fires after dark."
  2. "I wasted like ten minutes of her time. She looked like she wanted to snatch me up and throw me in the Thames River."
  3. "There's a toothbrush in the floor."
    Context: in a high school history class