Things That Are Easier To Do Than Getting My Mother Out Of Her House Before A Trip

We're going to a family reunion. We have not left yet. Because, there are still 12 indoor plants to water.
  1. Getting into my favorite Portland restaurant for brunch on a Sunday at 10:00 am.
  2. Renewing my license plates at the DMV on the last day of the month.
  3. Waiting for a classroom of third graders to be quiet the day before Winter Break.
  4. Waiting for a classroom of third graders to get out of their zombie-like state the day after Winter Break.
  5. Getting through the grocery line the day before any holiday, even Thanksgiving.
  6. Watching the last play of Super Bowl XLIX.
    Jk, that will never be easier. Even if my mom gets out of the car to go back and change shoes for the 3rd time.