FUNNY THINGS MY KIDS HAVE SAID

an ongoing list...I'm noting a theme here too...
  1. Barf is like poop in your mouth.
  2. When I try to get boogers out, it hurts.
  3. It’s so diffilcated!
  4. Science is hurting my stomach!
  5. I had so many dreams in my head, my head hurts.
  6. Mom, your butt looks like play doh.
  7. Sometimes when I'm pooping I have to use all my might and eventually it comes out.
  8. The black black black poop is very good for your body, because it says you're strong.
  9. When I stick my finger in my butt I don't see any butt stuff and it doesn't smell.