5 NEW DIETS I JUST INVENTED WHERE YOU CAN EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT

I'm not licensed but these will definitely work
  1. 1.
    The infrared sauna diet
    Eat as much as you want but you have to eat while in an infrared sauna
  2. 2.
    The superfoods diet
    Eat as much as you want as long as it's from Live Beaming, the Erewhon tonic bar, or moon juice shop.
  3. 3.
    The cedars Sinai diet
    Eat as much as you want but you have to eat in the emergency waiting room at cedars
  4. 4.
    The classpass diet
    Eat as much as you want but only after you've taken five studio classes that day.
  5. 5.
    The flex plan
    Eat as much as you want but you can only eat if you are flexing your calf muscles until they hurt.