IF I WERE PRESIDENT

  1. 1.
    If they can't get the ticket on the car before the person drives away, then no ticky.
  2. 2.
    No corn subsidies. Subsidies for all other organic vegetables.
  3. 3.
    More tax deductions. This will move things along.
  4. 4.
    More money for schools. And teachers should make more. Education is very important.
  5. 5.
    Criminals that do heinous crimes should be tortured. This will cut down on heinous crimes.
  6. 6.
    No more Amazon.com besides my kindle. And no big box retailers either. Mom and Pop shops only. Main Street must be restored.
  7. 7.
    Enforced nap times.
  8. 8.
    Netflix will not be allowed to have the sequel only. They must also have the accompanying original.